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Julia - 18 - Tennessee - Published Author - Horse lover - Parelli student - Polish-French-English (but mostly Polish) - athiest - sarcastic - bisexual - world traveler.

Don't be boring, don't be mean.

My url is from Soldier' Girl.
asked by mintiscream
What's your career goal after college?
monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU *****ING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU *****ING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

asked by Anonymous
Okay I feel stupid but can you explain what Jensen is doing here? itsajensenthing tumblr com/post/93292402014/ Is this some special gesture that I'm not aware of?

itsajensenthing:

"ahhhh thank you.  but i can’t figure out what that hand sign is.  i thought he was doing a chopped finger thing.  but that seemed out of context.  this is why my husband doesn’t like to tell me jokes.  i am totally out of times." - jacklesonmymind

I just want to preference that I’ve already warned that this is a sexual innudeno hand sign. Alright, now, moving on…

It’s called “the shocker” and it pretty much means fingering a woman in both holes at the same time. Read a better description on Urban Dictionary

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

myuntreatedstate:

i think my new favorite thing in the world is kevin sutton retweeting other people just shitting on gary kendal

naamahdarling:

lilyyevans:

for the girls the fairytales abandoned

Someone wrote me a poem.

(Source: maliahaling)

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

cenobitesquid:

Ugh I cannot get over beautiful gay zombie boyfriends.  If you know what’s good for you, watch ‘In the Flesh’.  *_* Amazing. 

cenobitesquid:

Ugh I cannot get over beautiful gay zombie boyfriends.  If you know what’s good for you, watch ‘In the Flesh’.  *_* Amazing. 

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

simonsjumpers:

Can we talk about the high Kieren was on when he found out Simon was gay. Like he waltzed home, telling Jem the party was “pretty cool” and he wasn’t talking about the music, we all know he meant Simon. He was all chatty and bubbly. Simon made Kieren so happy for the first time in the series